Haiku Tuesday

I'm Australian.

You don't sound like you're from there.

Yeah, nah. You're a cunt.

Top 100 Dance Chart 2011 (according to myncs)

Okay. Some of you might be thinking "Oh not another one". Fact is, it's pulling in the hits to the site, because people are searching for the songs that are on the chart, so it must be useful to somebody. Deal with it. Not everyone dances on cardboard.

As for the Dance lovers. Sorry I was so late but these tracks are formiddable and hold there own beyond time. "Enjoy these tracks maggots". If you prefer something more old school, check my 2010 chart.

Thought for the day

Carbon tax...ARE YOU PHUCKING SERIOUS?...

...I'm still baffled how we as a country can't do shit apart from hold our ankles and get pumped hard, while these guys just make up ridiculous reasons to tax us. God save us.

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Heading to Japan

Sumo. Mt Fuji. Ueno.

Back to run amok

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I guess I’m a “suit”

Corporate job. Cubicle farm.

Epic cup tower

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Month long festival

International artists

Photos of boobies

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Gallery setup

Ballarat Biennale

Waiting to be filled

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Tuesday night party

Filling out the Census form

All lies upon lies

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Setting the standard

That’s quality work Woolworth’s

Next time use spell check

Sofles, This Friday

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Playing with Lego
Simple, yet is amazing
“My child can do that”

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Talkin 'bout Your Gen
Lots of awkward silences
Cringe worthy bad jokes

Photo sneaked by Echo

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Words aren't always words
Poets know how to bend them
They're damn sexy too

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Shimmy Shimmy Ya
"Yeah baby I like it raw"
Big Baby Jesus

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I'd hate to drive it

A car with long bunny ears

Pimpin ain't easy

A moment in time with... Steph

There is a place in Ballarat that I’ve been meaning to go to for ages. Half shop, half gallery; all class. I had to check it out.

I had a free Saturday (rare, you know, because I’m an important person, and always busy and all), so I ventured over to the Red Brick Gallery, to peruse their collection of trinkets, see who had an exhibit on, and most importantly, purchase some much needed Roller Derby tickets. As I was buying the tickets, I shared some delightful banter with Steph.  The English accented, pink haired gal who owned and ran the store. We talked about the freezing temperature in The Rat, the idiosyncrasies of Daylesford, and bogans. The opportunity was too good to pass up, so I stole a moment of her time.

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A hipster hangout

Fresh waffles and fruit

Ponyfish Island

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He gets his name up

Someone in Fitz don't like it

His name is "dicknose"

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Running and barking
It's bring your dogs to work day
Don't step in their poop

Week In Review, With A Pic Or Two

1 year ago.



Let the pictures do the talking.








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