Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Haiku Tuesday

I'm Australian.
You don't sound like you're from there.
Yeah, nah. You're a cunt.

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Top 100 Dance Chart 2011 (according to myncs)

Okay. Some of you might be thinking "Oh not another one". Fact is, it's pulling in the hits to the site, because people are searching for the songs that are on the chart, so it must be useful to somebody. Deal with it. Not everyone dances on cardboard.

As for the Dance lovers. Sorry I was so late but these tracks are formiddable and hold there own beyond time. "Enjoy these tracks maggots". If you prefer something more old school, check my 2010 chart.

Friday, 10 February 2012

Thought for the day


...I'm still baffled how we as a country can't do shit apart from hold our ankles and get pumped hard, while these guys just make up ridiculous reasons to tax us. God save us.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Heading to Japan
Sumo. Mt Fuji. Ueno.
Back to run amok

Tuesday, 30 August 2011

Haiku Tuesday

I guess I’m a “suit”
Corporate job. Cubicle farm.
Epic cup tower

cup tower

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Month long festival
International artists
Photos of boobies

ballarat international photo biennale boobs

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Gallery setup
Ballarat Biennale
Waiting to be filled



Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Tuesday night party
Filling out the Census form
All lies upon lies


Tuesday, 2 August 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Setting the standard
That’s quality work Woolworth’s
Next time use spell check


Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Playing with Lego
Simple, yet is amazing
“My child can do that”


Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Talkin 'bout Your Gen
Lots of awkward silences
Cringe worthy bad jokes

Photo sneaked by Echo

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Words aren't always words
Poets know how to bend them
They're damn sexy too

Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Shimmy Shimmy Ya
"Yeah baby I like it raw"
Big Baby Jesus

Tuesday, 28 June 2011

Haiku Tuesday

I'd hate to drive it
A car with long bunny ears
Pimpin ain't easy

Thursday, 23 June 2011

A moment in time with... Steph

There is a place in Ballarat that I’ve been meaning to go to for ages. Half shop, half gallery; all class. I had to check it out.

I had a free Saturday (rare, you know, because I’m an important person, and always busy and all), so I ventured over to the Red Brick Gallery, to peruse their collection of trinkets, see who had an exhibit on, and most importantly, purchase some much needed Roller Derby tickets. As I was buying the tickets, I shared some delightful banter with Steph.  The English accented, pink haired gal who owned and ran the store. We talked about the freezing temperature in The Rat, the idiosyncrasies of Daylesford, and bogans. The opportunity was too good to pass up, so I stole a moment of her time.

Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Haiku Tuesday

A hipster hangout
Fresh waffles and fruit
Ponyfish Island

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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Haiku Tuesday

He gets his name up
Someone in Fitz don't like it
His name is "dicknose"

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Haiku Tuesday

Running and barking
It's bring your dogs to work day
Don't step in their poop

Thursday, 2 June 2011